my mom is so funny. so earlier on in the afternoon when i was about to sleep.. she came into my room.

you're not going out? then later your dinner you buy yourself ah.
i dunno yet.. no plans yet..
you dont bring guys home already ah. one day your father sure scold u.
what guys..
the mambo one that came recently, the handsome classmate, the church one that help us bring the rubbish down and the one that came to collect your things.. you want come ask them to come in groups..
SO YOU WANT ME TO BRING GROUPS OF GUYS HOME???? i bring butches, you question my sexuality. i bring guys, you want me to bring GROUPS????
*laughs. no.. i mean like groups of friends. not all guys..

then she walks out. ha ha ha.